Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
If I relate to only one FOB lyric
It’s this one
Some of you have managed to memorize all 700 pokemon but complain about memorizing 20 vocab words
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
“My child’s good in Math. It’s like rebellion because I don’t know anything about Math.” - Pete Wentz
he is such a good dad oh my god.
oh i thought this was gonna be one of those posts where it’s like
“and here we have pete wentz stealing food from a homeless child”